The only drag about Siri is that I have to speak like a tight butt white guy with a failed 401(k) plan and a pair of dockers...

Siri rocks!!

R.I.P Steve Jobs!!!

What happened to reliability - seems as though this skill wasn't passed down to the younger generation!

Some days I am shown how closely related some people's mouths are to their assholes!

Dentist at 11... Ugh!

Broke a tooth last night eating a stupid chip. One of my farthest back molars and no pain. Ugh! Dental work...