Put your F'n phone down and drive Austin!

Back in the states and absolutely exhausted! We got used to hearing French, Italian, etc. I need a translator for these people who butcher English!

It saddens me that "common sense" is EXTREMELY uncommon these days...

Most will disagree, but I think hackers preying on people need to be hung!

Somebody turn the oven off!

Why are all of the other villages in the world sending their idiots to Austin?

Nearly had to perform CPR on a Mom and her 8th grade student after I was asked "how long should she practice each day over the summer?". My response? At least an hour per day...